Ten Reasons – Enygma
You probably like fruit salads, cos you in despair/
Don’t just stare, I’m a school you with this new ballad/
So just listen up, ladies, leave ’em other guys/
An MC’ll be your best man, and I’ma tell you why/
When you’re lonely at a wedding, guys’ll tie on you/
But an MC will never use a weak line on you/
He’ll serenade you with a poem, even dare to sing/
And if you’re lacking jewellery, well you can share his bling/
You might, have to greet his homies, by smacking fists/
But on the 25th, he’ll help with wrapping gifts/
Also if he dragging filth, with brown sneakers/
Nag him all you want, cos we love loudspeakers!
Ladies please, do not visit agencies/
It’s blatant these, guys show complacency/
If you’re giving up on men, then just wait and see/
I got ten reasons for you girls to date MCs.
Wrapping with him in bed, you’ll have tonnes of fun/
He’ll take interest, when you flow, once a month/
And who needs foreplay, when all day/
Can get horny, and an orgy, with only wordplay/
And asking softly, while you peek into his eyes/
He’ll allow you to bow, and to speak into his mic/
No need to swallow. MCs like it when you spit/
You might even encourage him to write another hit!/
Don’t worry about pregnancies, or STDs/
Because MCs, don’t perform without CDs/
And he killing you, banging your head on the headboard/
Cos his, penis, mightier, than the sword!
So you don’t need to try drown your sorrows in vodka/
Just because you couldn’t find a lawyer or doctor/
You’ll get knocked up by doctors and lawyers are liars/
Accountants act up, ministers are malayas/
Yeah I said it! And this is the clean edit/
All those other men are bad for you, I hope you won’t forget it/
A busi-ness-man’s, too busy yes ma’am/
Comedian’s broke as a joke, even on Def Jam/
A pilot’s so plain, yet thinks he’s so fly/
An engineer will sacrifice wifey for wi-fi/
A cop’s like doggy dogg, he always snoops/
And if you date a dentist, then it’s you who’s detoothed/
I’m here to give you the truth, I’m like your ssenga/
Don’t play with little boys, like Arsene Wenger/
Give an MC a chance, his rapping will give you laughter/
You can be his princess and live happily ever after!
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